Once upon a time, Animalball had a grand idea-- we were going to have contests! It was truly going to be glorious. Thousands were going to participate. Millions? Maybe... probably. Bob Eubanks would be beating down our door to host the contests and revive his faltering career.

And then something happened-- no one cared.

Shit.

So for what it's worth, here's the record of the contests we ran:

July 2004: Creepiest Person You've Ever Gamed With.

August 2004: What's the Most Evil Thing Your GM Has Done to You?

September 2004: Best... Magic Item... Ever.

October 2004: Funniest Thing to Happen in a Game.

November 2004: Describe Your Favorite Game in Haiku.