The topic for this month's contest was:

"Describe Your Favorite Game in Haiku"

The winner of these beautiful prizes is:

Scott P. The most amazing part is that Scott has never played an RPG in his life. But he works with me and decided to send in some entries.

Strangely enough, THE ONLY OTHER PERSON to send in entries was Justin, another employee from work who's never played an RPG in his life.

In fact, both their entries were very ignorant and stereotypical of role playing gamers-- but because they are the only entries we received-- they are the ones that get posted.

What an appropriate way to end our final contest-- with entries from people that just want to make fun of us.

Here are the results (as always, spelling errors are the fault of the authors):

7. "You're All Gaming Dorks." By Scott P.

6. "He's Serious. You're Really All Gaming Dorks." By Justin

Twenty Sided Dice
make Kyle a giant dork
Risk is much Cooler.

5. "I Can't Count." By Justin

At dark he tip-toes,
Unseen with a magic cloak
Poised to cast Fireball.

4. "Lullabye." By Scott P.

3. "Tastes Like Delicious." By Scott P.

2. "Placek Presents: Why I Hate Star Trek." By Scott P.

1. "My Secret Passion." By Scott P.