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Brasky
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 Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:43 pm Post subject: Animalcast 109- D&D Stat Yourself Extravaganza |
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In episode 109 of the Animalcast, in honor of the four year anniversary of the creation of their web-famous Stat Yourself Quiz, the guys dedicate the hour to assigning D&D stats to various people of importance. Sound boring? Then turn in your geek-card, poindexter, because your membership has been revoked. First, though, Mike and Kyle answer some listener mail. Unlike previous email, this week's bevy of mail has a slightly... hostile tone to it. Podcest? Really?
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Angel
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| Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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About. Freaking. Time.
Do you know how in need of the animalcast I am, do ya? |
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Brasky
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| Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry dear. I'll do better next time. |
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Serious Paul
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| Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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How funny is it that the first episode I listen to in forever includes a letter from me? I mean who knew? I thought sure I'll write this, but it'll never get on the air. I mean these guys get a lot of mail, right? I mean they're fucking stars, busy mofo's right?
But here it is, proof that I matter. That I can make a difference. That it's all for real. Thanks guys. Thanks for making a difference in my life. Thanks for keeping it real.
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Brasky
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:54 am Post subject: |
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| Serious Paul wrote: | | But here it is, proof that I matter. That I can make a difference. That it's all for real. Thanks guys. Thanks for making a difference in my life. Thanks for keeping it real. |
And that's the point, Paul. We're just trying to change the world-- one sweet gamer soul at a time.
PODCEST RULES! |
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Angel
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:06 am Post subject: |
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| Brasky wrote: | | PODCEST RULES! |
It must be the whole 'brother on brother' thing. |
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Mike
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:43 am Post subject: |
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For the sake of posterity, here is the complete text of SDQ's letter as read on this week's podcest. I personally don't think my dramatic interpretation of it can really do it justice:
| An angry SDQ wrote: | Hey Fuckwads! I got a clue for yo......... Your pod cast is suppozed to be the gaming, but you nevr take about REEL games, lik werld fo worcraff or Army of Too. You juss wack each other off and maek joke. YOO AR NOT FUNNY!!!!!! YOO SHOUD NOT BE MAKING PODCESTS!!!!!!..............I have bin lissening to you COCKMUNKEYS since show 51, and noone wants to hear you take about CUMMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSES ANYMORE!!!!!! NO MORE THE GAY STUFF!!!!!ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!! ITS SICK AND YOO SHOUD BE IN A FUCKING HOSPITTLE AND NOT ON A POD CAST!!!!
Gays only have THREE rights: 1. the right to STAY IN THE CLOSET!!!, 2. the right to SHUT THE EFFF UP, and 3. the right to BURN IN HELL!!!! Dont keep on takeing about you gaylove BULLSHIT!!!! IM not rasist or homofobia. I dont care what yoo do in your own bed butt quet forsing your gay ajenda on ME you fucking queers go back to calefornya with teh other satinist PERVERTS!!!!
YOu sshoud not make mor pod! BURN IF FUCKONG HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuo shoud die fo AIDES!!!
--SDQ |
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SumDumTrim
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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Your sad little attempt at tempting SDQ back is pathetic. SDQ is dead, Kyle killed her, she will never be able to listen to you again.
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Hello? - Her
Sorry, it's nothing. - Him
What? - Her
It's just that I was thinking of how I could build a woman made out of sharp cheddar cheese with a bacon vagina. - Him
*WOW* buddy. I am sigging that. - Her |
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Brasky
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| SumDumTrim wrote: | | Your sad little attempt at tempting SDQ back is pathetic. SDQ is dead, Kyle killed her, she will never be able to listen to you again. |
Then hopefully she'll quit writing, right? |
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SumDumTrim
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Sweet little SDQ could never have written that. It is obvious that it is Jeff's attempt to cast aspersions off of himself and on to a perfectly nice person.
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Hello? - Her
Sorry, it's nothing. - Him
What? - Her
It's just that I was thinking of how I could build a woman made out of sharp cheddar cheese with a bacon vagina. - Him
*WOW* buddy. I am sigging that. - Her |
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Mike
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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I don't appreciate you calling me a liar. If I say the letter came from SDQ, then you know that it did.
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SumDumTrim
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't realize that my doubt would cast your honor to the wind. I suppose I have to believe you as I know you to be an honest and forthright man who would never lead people who look up to you down the wrong path.
Sorry Mike, sometimes you have to remind me you aren't Kyle.
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Hello? - Her
Sorry, it's nothing. - Him
What? - Her
It's just that I was thinking of how I could build a woman made out of sharp cheddar cheese with a bacon vagina. - Him
*WOW* buddy. I am sigging that. - Her |
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Mike
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Easily forgiven. I know how protective you are of SDQ. She's normally very sweet.
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Brasky
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Mike wrote: | | Easily forgiven. I know how protective you are of SDQ. She's normally very sweet. |
Yes, but we also know that she's a notorious drunkard and I expect that this letter is a result of that. I don't judge her. |
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Serious Paul
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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See? All things in good time, to those who wait.
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Jeff Hauze
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| Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| SumDumTrim wrote: | | Sweet little SDQ could never have written that. It is obvious that it is Jeff's attempt to cast aspersions off of himself and on to a perfectly nice person. |
I'd never cast aspersions on those of the fay persuasion.
You drunken drag queen.
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| 3278 wrote: | | That's because you're hand's up my behind, operating me like a puppet...while massaging my prostate, which is probably why I haven't asked you to stop yet. |
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