12/11/07:

Animalball Games is proud to announce that it has completed it's magnum opus, Instant Game, and is releasing the RPG for free download on its website. Want to play a traditional fantasy wizard trapped in a modern world populated by superheroes? We've got that. How about far future elves trying to survive on a dying planet slowly being eaten by the Dark Lords of the void dimension? We've got that too. How about a Ben Franklin clone trained in drunken monkey fighting battling his way through an underground middle-earth dungeon? Yup.

What is Instant Game? Instant Game is a tool for creating and playing new RPG settings on the spot. With the Instant Game charts and our flexible Instant Game rules set, you can roll up a completely original setting and plot, create and develop characters “on the fly,” and be ready to roleplay in just a matter of minutes. We know that seems incredible on its surface, but it is also a wonderfully real possibility. Instant Game is painless, as well as being some of the most exciting and challenging gaming you’ll find.

A lot of roleplaying games claim to be "pick up and play" games. They're full of it, because Instant Game is the real deal.

How does it work? The steps to creating an Instant Game are simple:

1) The GM rolls on the tables to get the Instant Setting and Instant Plot elements.
2) The GM and players put the Instant Setting elements together to create a coherent world.
3) The GM assembles the Instant Plot elements into a workable storyline.
4) The players create Instant Characters based on our simple character creation rules.
5) Then play.

We’re not kidding about this. Get your gaming group together with no preparation whatsoever ahead of time. Throw some dice, consult our Instant Tables, and in 30 minutes or so, you can have a complete and novel roleplaying setting ready to roll, with a plot and characters and everything. It’s surprisingly a lot simpler than you think.

Clocking in at nearly 100 pages, the Instant Game pdf is the full version of the game. We're not making any money off this product, we've just had a crapload of a good time playing it and wanted to share it with everyone else. All we ask is that if you download it and like it, post up on our message boards or email us at instantgame@animalball.com and let us know what kinds of different games you ended up playing.

We know that nothing in this press release will convince you that Instant Game is cool or innovative. You have to play it to really understand why we think this is the best thing we've played in years. So go download it, enjoy it, and then let us know what you think. It's free, and it's awesome, and you'll thank us for it later.

Click here to visit Animalball Game's download page to get a free copy of Instant Game.

12/8/07:

In Animalcast Episode 30, Mike and Kyle interview independent horror movie writer/director Scott Phillips. Scott wrote and directed the cult movie classic Stink of Flesh, which the guys first discussed in Episode 23. Scott's getting ready to release his newest horror flick, Gimme Skelter.

The guys talk to Scott about his experience getting into script writing, his first major script for the movie Drive, and his experience with a failed Steven Seagal project (spoiler alert-- we think Seagal is a bit batshit... our words, not Scott's). They also get into an indepth discussion of Stink of Flesh and all its zombie greatness, including the controversial nature of filming a movie based on alternative sexual lifestyles in a post-apocalyptic zombie world. Scott also talks about working with Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) in Gimme Skelter and the obstacles of low-budget filmmaking versus studio productions. The guys also wax poetic over their favorite horror movie Icon-- MATOOL!

Finally, Scott graciously participates in the Animalball Hotseat and answers the ever-dangerous f/marry/kill question, among other things. Scott was a great sport about this.

If you want to purchase Gimme Skelter, visit Scott's website (www.edpmovies.com) to get your copy of this violent, story-driven gem of a horror movie.

Note: This podcast was recorded telephonically using talkshoe teleconferencing services, so the quality of the recording is below our usual standards, however the substance of the interview is our best stuff yet.

Link.

12/2/07:

Animalcast Episode 29- Due to the Thanksgiving holidays, the guys took a couple of weeks off. Fear not, faithful listener! We have outtakes! In this half-hour episode, Kyle introduces three sets of outtakes, including a discussion of their respective families' Halloween, Kyle's favorite book (House of Leaves), how Mike is a callous ass to Boner, and an indepth discussion of the 'new' television season (okay, this outtake is a bit dated)- including Bionic Woman, Reaper, Heroes and Pushing Daisies.

The guys will return next week with a new Viewer Mail episode! Viewer f'ing mail!

Mother F'ing Link!

11/18/07:

In an unprecedented experiment in cutting-edge podcasting, Mike and Kyle record an entire episode without any preparation in Animalcast Episode 28. Daring, no? In this episode, Mike and Kyle intentionally decided not to preplan any topics for this show, and when they accidently thought of things to talk about before the recording, those topics became forbidden to discuss. To re-emphasize-- they allowed themselves absolutely no preparation.

Miraculously, they still manage to talk for an hour. Kyle gives his thoughts on the vampire movie, 30 Days of Night, and shows his usual caution with respect to spoilers. Mike and Kyle talk about their upcoming interview with a surprise guest, and Kyle relates a ribald tale of debauchery in his most recent Dungeons and Dragons game session. Then the guys trade stories about various times they seriously injured each other while kids. Curious about how Mike gave Kyle a concussion with a bed frame? Ever wonder how many ways Kyle can get run over with a runner sled? How dumb is Mike to run with his eyes closed? These burning questions are finally answered.

11/3/07:

In Animalcast Episode 26, the guys try to talk about Heroscape, the miniature-style wargame by Hasbro. But they get sidetracked by a lot of side issues. First they offer some expensive comics in return to anyone that can provide a good, original theme song. They talk about Kyle's bad haircut and what not to tell your barber. Mike goes on about how much he loves Allen Varney and Paranoia XP. Mike and Kyle also talk about Paizo Publishing's Critical Hit Deck, and their new Pathfinder books for Dungeons and Dragons 3.5. Kyle gets nearly orgasmic reviewing Paizo's current Rise of the Runelords adventure arc.

Finally the guys get around to talking about the subject at hand. Both Mike and Kyle have been playing Heroscape for many years with their kids and have loved the game since it first came out. The guys talk about the basics of the game, the low cost of getting into it, the ease of rules, and epic battles they have waged. They discuss the merits of having Snake Warriors fighting Futuristic Robot Warriors fighting the Hulk and Spiderman. Kyle promises in the show to link to some sample maps from the animalball forums, but when typing up the show notes decides it is just too much trouble. Just kidding.

Link to Podcast.

3/3/07:

Amazing new game announcement! We're realease four new games for the price of one! Enough exclamation points, here's the official press release:

Four for the price of one! That’s right: four simultaneous releases from Animalball Games.

We’ve done a little housecleaning here at Animalball, and found a few tidbits tucked under the sofa cushions. These are four items that have been around forever here at Animalball, but for one reason or other have never become a full release:

Hero Battle
Bulldrek, the RPG
God’s Dice
Legacy of Justice

Hero Battle: Hero Battle is a forum-based game of cutthroat strategy for eight or more players. The rules are deceptively simple—however game play is anything but.

Bulldrek, the RPG: Once upon a time, there was a free and untamed forum called Bulldrek. In its early days, Bulldrek was home to some of the most bizarre and wondrous group storytelling experiences ever. Bulldrekkers collaborated in seemingly haphazard fashion to cobble together stories of wild fantasy that crossed all genres and respected no boundaries. It seemed that the Bulldrek characters were drawn to destroy and humiliate each other at every turn, and yet somehow mostly-coherent tales emerged from the jumble. Great legends and everlasting inside jokes were born, gods walked amongst the Bulldrek, and everyone… everyone… had a good time. This is the face-to-face version of that game. (Age appropriate beverages not included.)

God’s Dice: ”God does not play dice with the universe.” –Albert Einstein

Very simply, God’s Dice is the greatest unfinished sci-fi campaign world ever! Emphasis is on “unfinished.” The God’s Dice campaign world is my take on the solar system 1,000 years in the future, in a setting where faster-than-light travel is still just fantasy, and despite finding itself still alone in the lonely universe, mankind has managed to diversify itself into a stunning array of forms. Mostly a collection of notes and conversations, this unfinished document is being shared for all who might take inspiration from it.

Legacy of Justice: Just like God’s Dice, this one is very much a work in progress. Legacy of Justice is the second of my unfinished worlds. It started from just three words: my brother called me up one day and said, “I’ve got it! I know what our next project needs to be: Post-apocalyptic superheroes!” Okay… so maybe post-apocalyptic is only one word. But anyway, I was blown away. So here we've collected snippets of description that give a feel for this shattered earth.

2/17/07:

We've finally finished Animalball Melee! Mike's homage to the classic combat game Melee is available for free download. Here's the official press release:

ABG Releases Animalball Melee for Free Download!

Animalball Games is proud to present Animalball Melee for free download. Written by Animalball Co-founder, Mike Jones, Animalball Melee is a simplified d20 combat engine for quick and easy gladiator fighting. While it can be used for a full-fledged roleplaying campaign, Animalball Melee is intended for one-shot, pick-up-and-play combats. An homage to the Fanatasy Trip's original game, Melee, Animalball Melee takes the d20 combat system and boils it down to its bare essentials to streamline combat. Click here for more inormation about the game.

Click here to go to Animalball's download page and get Animalball Melee.

Animalball Melee author, Mike Jones, stated, "Growing up, I was introduced to roleplaying by two games: Dungeons & Dragons and Melee. While D&D was great for indepth roleplaying, Melee was perfect for quck battles between several monsters, fighters or various warriors. It was the perfect blend of simple rules and detailed combat. With Animalball Melee, I adapted the d20 combat rules to try to capture that same quick and simple feel of the original Melee."

Want more information on the original Fantasy Trip Melee? Mike's written an indepth article about it for Animalball's recurring feature, The Safford Files.

Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of free, unique games that do not fit the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs. When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help. It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

1/28/07:

So much to say, so little space. First, I had a baby. Yes, it's number seven. Yes, I know that's a lot of kids. No, I'm not a mormon.

Second- from now on, everything at Animalball is free. All our old games and the new ones we'll be rolling out soon are all free. Here's the official press release:

Everything's Free at Animalball Games!

After many months of studying the market, spending dozens of dollars on various demographic studies, and reviewing the balances in their checking accounts, Animalball Games has decided to start offering its products for free download. Games that had previously been for sale through RPGNow, like the Steadfast Shield and Sandbox Hill, are now available for free download.

Animalball Co-Founder Kyle Jones stated, "We stuck with a 'traditional' business model for nearly two years, but realized we just weren't making any money selling pdfs of our games through the internet. After consulting with some of the greatest entrepreneurs in the rural midwest, we decided to go to a radically different business model-- volume, volume, volume. Our advisors concluded that we could move far more product if we reduced the price. We figured that nothing's lower than free, so we can really expect to move large volumes of product under our new business model."

Animalball's other Co-Founder, Mike Jones, added, "We're still creating great roleplaying games and over the next few weeks we'll roll out several more games that were originally intended for retail. But we decided that getting people to actually play our games was more important than making money. We decided that we do this because we enjoy it, not because we want to get rich from it."

Click here to go to Animalball's download page.

Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of free, unique games that do not fit the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs. When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help. It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

8/19/06:

We're Back in Business (and Still Lazy)!

My main computer I do for layout has been sick (read: unable to boot) for many months. Well we're back! Not much has happened for us, but have you seen Caz's new site? It's Hefty Wrenches and he's going to be selling his new game Covert Generations at Indie Press Revolution.

As for us, ABG hasn't been doing much lately except posting up the same pointlessly funny garbage in our forums. I just posted up a new piece of fiction in the Safford Files, and if you're looking for some fun game reading, check out Mike and my collaborative effort to develop 50 Random Bar Encounters.

5/9/06:

We're Lazy (again)!

So, what's new with you? No kidding? That's soooo awesome.

Yeah.

So we've been kind of lazy. I mean... there's new Fiction That Changed the World up. And Jeff wrote a review of IG Barebones on RPGnet. And... uh... you know, Mike had a kid and my computer was down for about a month. And... well... not much has been going on.

Sorry.

Oh, but you know what? You know who's really been doing a bunch of stuff? Green Ronin has, that's who! Man, I envy those guys at Green Ronin. They work hard and stuff. Here's what they're up to:

FREE TRUE20 QUICK START AND ADVENTURE ON TRUE20.COM
Green Ronin Offers Free Intro to True20 Adventure Roleplaying

April 18, 2006—Seattle, WA: Quick Start Rules and a free adventure for Green Ronin's latest hit RPG, True20 Adventure Roleplaying, are now available for download at the game's dedicated website, www.true20.com. The Quick Start Rules give gamers an overview of the True20 system and enough info to play the free adventure.

"True20 Adventure Roleplaying hit stores last week," said Green Ronin Publishing President Chris Pramas, "and we want to show fans why it is the must-have RPG of 2006. These two downloads let gamers give True20 a shot without risk and we're sure they're going to like what they see."

The free adventure is none other than Death in Freeport, an Origins and ENnie Award winning scenario originally written by Pramas and True20 updated by designer Steve Kenson. "What better way to show off the adaptability of True20 Adventure Roleplaying than by revising one of our own classic adventures," added Pramas.

True20 Adventure Roleplaying, a 224-page hardback rulebook, can be found in quality game and bookstores now. For more information, go to www.true20.com or www.greenronin.com.

Company Information

Green Ronin Publishing is the first name in roleplaying games in the 21st century. Since the year 2000 no RPG company has won more awards for quality and innovation than Green Ronin Publishing and fans are still abuzz about perennial favorites like Mutants & Masterminds, Book of the Righteous, Testament, and Freeport. Hobby giant Games Workshop recognized the company's unparalleled record of excellence when Green Ronin was chosen as the exclusive RPG developer for its Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 properties. The first product of this historic union, a new edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, won three Gold ENnies at GenCon 2005. With great licenses like Thieves' World and Black Company, groundbreaking games like Mutants & Masterminds and Blue Rose, and the best design talent in the industry, Green Ronin Publishing is the crème de la crème of RPG companies.

Green Ronin Media Contact: Nicole Lindroos ( info@greenronin.com)

2/11/06:

Our latest press release:

Sandbox Hill and Steadfast Shield in Print!
 
Our critics said that you would never see Animalball Games in print.  Once again, we'd like to take this opportunity to thumb our noses at the critics.  Thumb, thumb.
 
Animalball Games has made its two most popular products available in print.  Through its partnership with RPGNow and Lulu, customers at Animalball Games can now get print copies of Sandbox Hill and The Steadfast Shield using print-on-demand.
 
Sandbox Hill is dubbed as a "unique" miniatures-style game, but it's really just the game you always wanted to play as a kid. Each side gets their soldiers (plastic army men) and tanks (die-cast metal cars) and tries to blow the other side back into the stone age with their artillery (rubberbands). While Sandbox Hill contains the basic rules for movement, shooting, and inficting damage, it also provides rules for the use of things such as land mines, paratroopers, bazookas, snipers and medics. This version also contains variant rules for extremely powerful weapons like MOABS and napalm.   Gaming Report gave Sandbox Hill 4 out of 5 stars, and Ogrecave listed it as one of the top 12 downloadable games of 2005.
 
Caz Granberg designed the Steadfast Shield to be an introductory adventure to playing under the OGL. Located in a holy temple long ago abandoned, the players will discover that several different groups of creatures (from Gnolls to the undead) have come to call it "home". The encounter levels range from 1 to 6, providing ample challenge to parties from 2nd to 4th level. However, a well balanced party has the best chance of success in the Steadfast Shield.
 
Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of unique games that do not fit into the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs. When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help. It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

2/3/06:

A new year and a whole new feature. This month Animalball is starting what it hopes will be a very regular feature: Fiction That Changed the World! If you want all the details, click the link, but essentially it's an opportunity for people to post up amateur fiction and explain the story behind the stories. The first installment is Mesuphial, by me!

In other news, Herobattle is quickly becoming one of the most recurring features on our site. We're currently running a Celebrity Battle (Karl Rove and Ben Stiller have already been slaughtered) and Mike's already announced that the next game will be Zombie Battle, with special undead rules. Sign up now!

12/31/05:

What a way to say goodbye to 2005. In the last month and a half, we've had a lot of new events-- I just haven't been doing any updates.

To start with, we finally started up the Safford Files again with an awesome review Mike wrote of the New Orleans-inspired book "Beyond the Storm." It's a good book for a good cause. Read Mike's full review for the scoop.

We've also drafted and started the 2006 Animalball Deadpool. There's a whole scoring system and complicated whatnot invovled, but you really don't want to know the whole story... that's bad karma.

Finally, we've started some fun, easy games in our PB3 forum: HeroBattle; Choose Your Own Adventure; and Battleship. New games are starting up all the time, keep checking back to sign up for the next installment.

It's been a great 2005, everyone. Maybe in 2006 we'll write some games!

11/19/05:

Our latest press release:

ANIMALBALL GAMES RELEASES FREE DOWNLOAD OF ASCENSION TO OLYMPUS
 
Animalball Games is offering it's newest game, Ascension to Olympus, for free download from its online store.  Authored by Animalball co-founder Kyle Jones, Ascension to Olympus is a game of Greek mythology and grand design.  Set in mythological ancient Greece, players create Godling characters, the offspring of gods and mortals.  They fight legedary beasts in an effort to display their heroism in full view of the mortal Greek populace.  The more heroic their acts, and the more people who witness them, the more powerful their characters become. Ultimately they hope to become full-fledged gods, dining on the wine and ambrosia of Olympus.
 
Ascension to Olympus is not a stand-alone game.  It is written pursuant to the M&M Superlink license and requires the first edition Mutants & Masterminds rules to play.  With the exception of the sample adventure, all the rules and mechanics of Ascension to Olympus were written in a single weekend for the 2004 Animalball Beer & Pretzels Challenge.
 
Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of unique games that do not fit the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs. When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help. It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

10/20/05- Animalball Games announced last week that it was contemplating litigation against the estate of H.G. Wells for misappropriation of intellectual property.  A spokesperson for the company explained that the fundamental problem were the striking similarities between H.G. Well's game Little Wars and Animalball Game's wargame Sandbox Hill.
 
ABG co-founder and creator of Sandbox Hill, Kyle Jones, was incensed.  "I created Sandbox Hill with my best friend, Frank Sabia, many years ago over a Thanksgiving weekend with too much beer and too much time on our hands.  We spent a lot of time formulating the rules of combat with plastic army men, matchbox cars and rubber bands.  And now what?  We're being ripped of by H.G. Well's little backyard toy soldier game?  What a hack.  I don't care if he is the father of science fiction-- he doesn't know squat about creating a war game."
 
ABG's other co-founder, Mike Jones, was slightly calmer in his explanation of events.  "While we're sure it's possible that Mr. Wells could have independently thought of the concept behind Little Wars, the similarities between the two games are too striking to be coincidental.  We also suspect a time machine may be involved.  We're not saying we're going to bring a lawsuit, but we're also not foreclosing that option."
 
Mike continued, "We're making a plea to any potential witnesses.  If anyone ever saw Mr. Wells reading, purchasing or discussing Sandbox Hill, please let us know immediately so we can use the information to evaluate our legal options."  Mr. Jones provided the following email address for any potential witnesses to contact:  wellsisafink@animalball.com
 
Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of unique games that do not fit the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs.  When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help.  It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

10/9/2005:

Fall Lull 2005 is on! Accordingly, we've been too lazy to do anything or update the "What's New" page. Thus, enjoy Green Ronin's latest press release:

MUTANTS & MASTERMINDS SECOND EDITION NOW SHIPPING
Hotly Anticipated RPG in Stores in October

September 30, 2005--SEATTLE, WA: Mutants & Masterminds Second Edition, the most anticipated RPG of the year, has begun shipping to distributors. With a distributor release date of October 12, this will put the game in stores by the weekend of the 15th. This includes the Standard Edition and the Deluxe Edition.

"If you want a copy of the Deluxe Edition, you should snap it up as soon as you see it on the shelves," says Green Ronin President Chris Pramas, "We're shipping out every copy, so stores that sell out will not be able to get more."

Mutants & Masterminds debuted in 2002 and was an immediate breakout hit. Since then it has sold out three sizeable print runs and won a string of awards for quality and innovation, becoming the most popular superhero game in the RPG industry in the process.

Product Information

Mutants & Masterminds, Second Edition
The World's Greatest Superhero Roleplaying Game!
Written by Steve Kenson
Cover Art by Ramón Pérez
Format: full-color, 256 pages, hardback
GRR2501
ISBN: 1-932442-52-9
MSRP: $39.95

The World's Greatest Superhero Roleplaying Game Returns!

It has been called "the best, most exciting superhero RPG in years." It sets "new standards in design and presentation." It has won awards that include the Pen & Paper Fan Award for Best RPG, the ENWorld Award for Best d20 RPG, and the prestigious EN World Peer Award for 2003. Now the World's Greatest Superhero Roleplaying Game is even better!

Mutants & Masterminds, Second Edition is all the best of the award-winning RPG, with new updates, refinements, and expansions to make it the most complete, detailed, and fun version of superhero gaming yet! In this 256-page hardcover with stunning new cover art by Ramón Pérez, you'll find a complete game. Based on the popular Open Game License, Mutants & Masterminds has everything you need to create your own superheroes and villains. It offers more than a dozen ready-made superhero archetypes and even more ready-to-use supervillain archetypes, so you can start playing right away! Included are two introductory adventures, one providing an introduction to the award-winning Freedom City campaign setting.

Don't let your super-powers fall behind! Mutants & Masterminds, Second Edition will take your game (and your heroes) to the next level!

Mutants & Masterminds Second Edition Deluxe
Designed by Steve Kenson
256 pages, hardcover, full-color
MSRP: $59.95
GRR2505
ISBN: 1-932442-58-8

Mutants & Masterminds Second Edition Deluxe is a premium collector's item for the true superhero connoisseur. Limited to only 500 copies, this version of the new core rulebook features a red leatherette cover embossed with the M&M logo, silver-gilt page edges, and a red ribbon bookmark. No secret headquarters would be complete without Mutants & Masterminds Second Edition Deluxe! Order yours today, because when they are gone, they are gone forever.

Mutants & Masterminds Second Edition Deluxe will be shipping along with the regular edition of the game at the end of September.

Company Information
GREEN RONIN PUBLISHING is a game company from Seattle, WA that was founded in 2000 by ex-Wizards of the Coast designer Chris Pramas and White Wolf co-founder Nicole Lindroos. In addition to its own lines of award-winning games, Green Ronin is also the design house for Games Workshop's new roleplaying division, Black Industries, and it designed and developed the new edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. Media Contact: Nicole Lindroos ( info@greenronin.com )

8/1/2005:

The new installment of the Safford Files is up and this month Mike finally explains the mystery behind Animalball. What does it mean? Where did it come from? Is it a type of vegetable and is it naturally harvested in your local area? Some of these questions and more are answered in the Safford Files: What Is Animalball? (Hint: it's not water polo.)

In other unimportant news, I finally got rid of the stylized graphics for the dates on this page. Now it isn't that much work to update the page.

Finally, Animalball also has a livejournal account. We will be using the lj account for announcements and as an opportunity to keep us with the numerous animalballers who also have lj accounts. You're welcome 3278!

7/9/2005:

In the most recent edition of the Safford Files, Mike writes a classic review of two games we used to play as kids. Awwwwww.

Our most recent press release:

WIZARDS WON'T BE ACQUIRING ANIMALBALL GAMES  
 
Animalball Games announced today that it will not be accepting any acquisition overtures from role-playing industry giant, Wizards of the Coast.  Animalball Games(www.animalball.com) is a small, independent publisher of role-playing games which it distributes itself via electronic format on the web.  
 
Animalball Games cofounder, Mike Jones, stated, "Obviously, Wizards is the 800 pound gorilla in the industry and they have dominated the role playing landscape over the last decade.  Animalball Games is flattered simply to be compared with the leader in the industry.  Unfortunately, we are not prepared at this time to accept any offers from any outside company, much less Wizards."  
 
Animalball's other cofounder, Kyle Jones, was more blunt.  He added, "Look, we're very comfortable with our current circumstances which involve taking the extra time and effort to create quality product.  If Animalball were to be subsumed by a larger gaming company at this juncture, it would only detract from our core issues on how to make great games.  Our latest products [Sandbox Hill and the Steadfast Shield] simply couldn't have been produced under any other conditions.  Whether Wizards is interested in us or not is irrelevant.  We're not selling out to anyone."  
 
Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of unique games that do not fit into the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs.  When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help.  It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves.

6/9/2005:

Animalball's most recent press release:

Animalball Games (www.animalball.com) unfortunately must announce that its attempts to obtain Wil Wheaton (www.wilwheaton.net) as a spokesperson have failed. As Animalball Games has documented in its Featured articles (The Safford Files), it has made several lucrative offers to Wil Wheaton, including: handcrafted ceramic art, publicity stills of the founders of Animalball Games, and naming rights to an undeveloped GURPS product. As tempting as these offers were, Wil Wheaton had to decline for personal reasons. Animalball's "Wil Wheaton Is Not My Friend" shirts (www.cafepress.com/animalball) will be discontinued in the near future.

Accordingly, Animalball Games is seeking resumes of other qualified spokesmen/women. Current candidates we are considering making offers to: Justin Whalin (star of the D&D movie); Vin Diesel; and Margaret Thatcher. If you would like to apply for the position, please feel free to send a resume and headshot to spokesman@animalball.com. Animalball Games is an equal opportunity employer.

Animalball Games is a small, independent publisher of unique games that do not fit into the traditional mold of "mainstream" rpgs. When developing its products, ABG heavily depends on the assistance of its online community to give feedback, input and playtesting help. It is ABG's philosophy that the best games are those developed by the gamers themselves. Wil Wheaton doesn't know what he's missing.

4/23/2005:

With May just around the corner, Animalball has designed an entire line of Spring Wear! Well, maybe not an entire line, but we have opened up a "Merchandise" section of our store where, in conjunction with Cafe Press, you can get Instant Game Shirts, Mugs and baby goodies! Now go to the Animalball Store at Cafe Press and celebrate your consumer impulses.

Animalball Games is also trying to show its charitable side by raising money for Amnesty International, Wil Wheaton's charity of choice (at least according to his website). Animalball Games is donating all of its profits from the sale of the Wil Wheaton Is Not My Friend Shirts to Amnesty International. Can't you find it in your heart to spend a few dollars to help out Amnesty International? Think about the children.

3/12/2005:

We actually have exciting new developments. Due to the "Chump Factor" of the layout and content of our previous store (e.g., not being able to immediately download purchased products, or having to purchase through paypal), ABG has decided to use RPGNow to sell all of our products. Through RPGNow, you can purchase any game and immediately download it. RPGNow has been in business for a while and has a good reputation. We're very happy with the transition. Check out the new ABG Store and judge for yourself.

Even more exciting news: we have another product! Sandbox Hill is now for sale in the ABG Store. Sandbox Hill is the purest tactical wargame ever. All you need are the rules, some army men, matchbox cars, rubber bands and a hammer. Confused? Click here for the sneak peek. Go to the ABG Store to buy it now. No seriously, I'll wait.

As we announced last time, we also have Caz Granberg's amazing debut for sale: The Steadfast Shield. An OGL beginning-level adventure for four to six characters, the Steadfast Shield is straightforward fantasy gaming with the dementia and twists you'd expect from Caz's brain. Click here for a look inside. You like what you see? Buy it now at the ABG Store.

Finally, while the team keeps plugging away at Instant Game, we understand that the hungry masses need a fix. Lucky you, because Mike has done a basic layout on the Barebones Edition of Instant Game. It's not nearly as cool as the full version will be (it has only a fraction of the tables and text), but it will get you through those lonely nights when you need to fill that random-gaming void.

1/1/2005:

It's been three months since my last update? Shame on me. But now with the holidays behind us, it's time to get back to business.

And speaking of which: Steadfast Shield is for sale in the Animalball Store! Finally, Caz's OGL adventure for beginning level characters is finished and ready for download (for a moderate fee-- you know that Caz has twins to feed, right?). The end product is fantastic and I'm sure everyone will love it. Thanks to everyone who helped playtest and tweak it.

Sandbox Hill-- the simulated war game with rubberbands and green army men-- is nearly completed and in the final stages of layout as we speak. It should be for sale before the end of the month.

All of this progress is great because it frees us up to work on our next project: an expanded Instant Game with full tables and rules. Mike and I are pretty excited and we need playtesters to help adjust the character creation rules. I think we've run six sessions, and they've all kicked ass. Any help is welcomed.

Finally, the Safford Files will return this month (with an expose on Instant Game) once I get the bugs worked out of my server (having trouble uploading files).

10/1/2004:

Wow. September came and went and nothing much happened for the site. I got a new job and moved offices, so there wasn't much time for the site. But now we're back in business.

What with the busy schedule, we missed publishing our mid-month edition of the Safford Files, but we're back this week with Paranoia Madness: Secret Societies. Mike is wicked smart, isn't he?

The results from the last contest are up, and once again we got a great response. Make sure to check out the results, and submit your entry for this month's contest.

9/1/2004:

September has come and I don't have as much to report on the games in progress-- Steadfast Shield and Sandbox hill are still in layout, and will be done as soon as we can finish them. Hopefully in the next month or so. The product is looking great, though.

Our last edition of the Safford Files featured Patient Zero, a kick ass super villain from the twisted brain of Cazmonster. Needless to say it is wicked. The newest article is my classic review of the old Lost Worlds Combat Book System. Don't know what I'm talking about? Go read up on it- the game is a fun way to spend less than ten bucks.

Finally, we have brought a close to yet another contest with great results. Don't forget to enter in this month's contest for your chance to win two pieces of original artwork. Nothing but the best for the animalballers.

8/1/2004:

It's August and we've successfully finished our first contest. Well, I'm not sure it was successful, but at least we got a lot of good stories. The completion of one contest marks the beginning of a new contest. The August contest has fancier prizes and potentially jucier stories. Enter early and often.

Since the last update, we had the Safford File's first installment of "Monsterball." Eli's Tiny Terrors are fascinating and an interesting new element to try in your campaign. Starting today, we have the Safford File's first installment of "Kyle Presents." In this article, I explain my hatred of Star Wars freaks. Why do you make it so easy for me, Star Wars Freaks?

Finally, the Animalball Beer and Pretzels Challenge was a huge success. We're actually going to publish some of the games. So be sure to look for them in the store.

In other retail news, progress is continuing on Cazmonster's D&D module, "The Steadfast Shield." We also anticipate finishing the final touches on the strategy/army-man epic "Sandbox Hill." These should be available in the store before years end.

7/1/2004:

What's new? Everything is new! Including this page! Enough with the exclamation points. This page will be updated every month just to let you know the new goings-on with Animalball Games. As you can see, we have a new navigation logo at the top of every page that will allow you to more easily navigate around the revamped site. Along with the slightly new look, we also have added new, recurring content:

The Safford Files is our page for various articles related to gaming. We're planning reviews of classic and current games; new monsters and bad-guys for various gaming genres; and metaphysical rantings about the state of gaming (right, I'm talking about "Kyle Presents"). And because you demanded it (which you didn't), there will be a new featured article twice a month.

Check out the Contest Page for a new contest every month. This month, if you submit the best entry on the "Creepiest player you've ever gamed with", you will win an authentic, sandstone sculpture of an eyeball. We'll have a new contest (with new, wonderful prizes) every single month. So make sure you check it out periodically.

Most importantly, the Animalball Store is open for business. We've got two products for sale: The Steadfast Shield (a kick-ass D&D adventure for beginners) and Pariah (a standalone game about mutant kids being hunted by the feds). We've also got a couple freebies to download. There's a bunch of stuff in the works as well, so check back here every month to see what new products are available.

Finally, we've added a page of useful links. Yipee! A links page! Why does every site have to have a links page? Wow, I'm just so happy to be like every other site! Sigh.